Tuesday, October 03, 2006

pelli gola

andariki swagatam...
title choosthe artham ayyindemo...correct ey ikkada nenu pelli ki mundu maa intlo nenu choosina gola gurinchi chebuthanu...

prasantham ga BE complete chesi lokam lo oka tension vadilindi ra devuda anukuntunna na jeevitam loki maa chuttalu dooraru..
"emandi..mee ammayi em chesthondi..BE ayinatlu undi kada..inkentandi pelli cheseyya kudada?"(ante ika anthe anamata....)

"aa..ade choostunnamandi.."

"bhale vare mana chuttala lone XYZ unnadu kadandi..manchi vaadu buddhimantudu"


ika anthe maa intlo scene modalu...

"nenu pelli chesukonamma"
"ante ente..pelle chesukova?"
"abba adi kadamma konnallanna nannu work cheyyanee"
"pelli ayyaka kuda chesukovache"
"nenu mana chuttala lo sambandham chesukonamma"
"enduke?"
"abba amma boldanni complications untayi..."

hmm..elagaithenem maa amma ni vappinche sariki tala pranam toka ki vachindi..

sare inkonnallu santosham ga gadichayi...

aa taravatha oka roju maa atthayya valla abbayiki sambandhalu choodatam modalupettindi..
avida US lo settle ayina indian..
tanaki maa amma sahayam ga todu ga velledi..
todu vellina maa amma marriage bureaus lo maa baava profile tho paatu naa profile kuda silent ga create chesesindi...

oka roju vachi nannu photo studio lo manchi photo digamandi..
manadi sharp brain kada ardham ayipoyindi..
"endukamma ippudu ee hadavidi?"
"adi kadu ra..ippudu sambandhalu choosinantha matrana pelli ayipotunda?"
kanee naa vishayam lo ayipoyinde...:(

sare photo studio ki vellam..
akkada photographer nannu navvinchataniki nana patlu padi mottaniki oka photo teesadu..

sare ika asalu gola modalu..
first step: maa amma abbayi photo choosi shumaru ga unnadu ante techi nakichedi
deentlo malli chala specifications unnayi..
abbayi vaideki velanadu avvali..godavari jilla avakudadu..kuncham chinna family ayyi undali..ivanni
second step: nenu parvaledu bagane unnadu ante kanaka(aa maata nenu anakapoyina sare) jatakalu choose prakriya modalu..
aaaha ika chudandi..
konni rasu la variki konni rasule padathayi anamata....so mundu adi choostharu..

aa tarvatha prati manishi oka ganam kindaki vasthadu..
jyotishsastram prakaram moodu ganalu unnayi...
deva ganam,manushya ganam,rakshasa ganam
(for more details contact your panchangam)...
deva ganam vallu rakshasa ganam vallani pelli chesukokudadu..
madhyalo unna manushya ganam compromising type..evarini ayina chesukovachu..nenu manushya ganam mari :)

indulo comedy entante maa athhayya rakshasa ganam unna ammayilni reject cheyadam..
papam aa prani aa time ki puttadam valana aa ganam kindaki vasthe adi tana tappa?

sare idi ayyaka..prati manishi valla nakshatram ni batti oka jantuvu category loki vasthadu..
pilli(cat) ki eluka(mouse) ki padadu..
aavu(cow) ki puli(tiger) ki padadu..
anni bagunna..ammayi puli aithe maa athhayya reject anedi(maa baava aavu mari)
sare inko joke entante ..anuradha nakshatram vallu kukka(dog) anamata..
papam maa attha anuradha nakshatram ammayilni reject chesedi..enduku ani adgandi..vallaki kukka buddhi ani..

enti..ee gola enti ra babu anukuntunnara??
jatakalu babu..(dharmavarapu subramanyam style lo)
chadavatanike meku intha badha aithe oka moodu nelalu ee gola antha bharinchina maku ela undali?

45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

bhale rasavu.. I can totally imagine you speaking all this infront of me.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 5:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Modatlo baaga raasavu kaani... second half chaduvuthuntee chaala bore kottindi...

Nee pelli gurinchi chepthavani expect chesaa.. kaani ilaa thala thintavanukolee..:):)..

light thesukoooo...

Take kr,

Sarma

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baaga raasavu.. interesting one..

konni doubts..
1. enti manam gen ga navvama .. photographer chala kashtapaddadu annavu..

2. godavari jilla abbayi aithe enduku vaddhu..???

megatha contin. eppudu raastaavu..

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:05:00 PM  
Blogger usha said...

@sreenivas

na pelli gurincha..next post lo chebutha...
marade gola ani munde cheppanu kada..alage untundi

@adi
1.manam ekkuva ga navvutam ..kakapothe aa roju ishtam ledu kada photo digatam andukani
2.godavari jilla vallu baga sakulu petti visigistharata..meedi godavari jilla kadu kada kompa teesi??

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shame to shame maa chelleli visham lonu anthey usha gaaru....

eee blog valla kottha vishayam telisindhi. adi emitanteeeee neenu kukka (dog) ani....hahahahhahaha....

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:13:00 PM  
Blogger KLKR said...

hehehe....nija jeevitam...daani teeru krishna vamsi cinema range lo baaga describe chesaaru...nyways...ilantive kada mana life lo chweet memoriez..kaabatti peddaga feel avvakunda flow lo vachinavi follow aipotame

Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude....wts wrong with you. ee jaathakala meeda nammakam leepothe pattinchukoonavasaram leedanukunta..?!! daaniki intha kshobha deeniki maaku!!

Friday, October 06, 2006 1:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do u write these kindoff articles. don't u have any other work or wht? sab kuch bakwas thaaa.

Friday, October 06, 2006 2:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Usha, why did u make fun of our values and traidiions b4 marriages, people check horoscopes for the compatability the pair will b after marriage. i have seen many marriages broken and not happy with each other in life bcoz their horoscopes didn't match properly.
oka vyakthi yentha pedda position lo vunna yentha yedigina kooda mana traditions ,culture meeda jokes vese antha yethuku yedagaru ani naa vuddesyam.
may b bcoz ur parents have everything checked for u and u got good husband.
ur article is terribly disappointing making fun of elders and our traditions.

Friday, October 06, 2006 3:15:00 AM  
Blogger usha said...

ee anonymous comments vadiledi evaraina sare...
first question:
jatakala meda,mana pedda valla meda,mana sampradayala meda anniti meda nammakam undi kanake nenu vallu cheppina vidham ga naduchukunnanu..
idantha meku kshobha la kanipinchinda..i jus wanted to let people know abt this whole tatangam before marriage in a little comic way..

ika second question:
what kind of articles???
plz b specific...
ha..pani ledu..nuvvisthava??

ika last comment:
Oh comon...
evaru babu idi..nenu mana culture meda jokes vestunnana..tappu ga matladavu..nenu vesina joke manishi meda..mukhyam ga maa athha meda vesanu..avida jatakam bagane match ayyindi anna kuda...ee jantuvu nu chooso ganam ni chooso..avida own interpretations chesukuni allainces reject chesindi..

emaina..meku edanna dhairyam ga cheppali ani unte direct ga mee peru rayandi..leda after u post ur comment drop me a mail so that I can know who made that comment ..anthe kanee ila anonymous ga..

Friday, October 06, 2006 5:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a bit lazy to sign up. I know you don't like anonymous comments. But mee article chala bagundi..enjoyable..keep posting more blogs. I wish you were still single :-)

Friday, October 06, 2006 6:07:00 AM  
Blogger Karthik said...

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Friday, October 06, 2006 8:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

/* ika last comment:
Oh comon...
evaru babu idi..nenu mana culture meda jokes vestunnana..tappu ga matladavu..nenu vesina joke manishi meda..mukhyam ga maa athha meda vesanu..avida jatakam bagane match ayyindi anna kuda...ee jantuvu nu chooso ganam ni chooso..avida own interpretations chesukuni allainces reject chesindi..
*/


if i had enough time, i would have registered in the site to post comment on ur article.
Iam Lanka Sudhir working for a software firm in bangalore.
Iam a vaidiki velnaadu brahmin and gone thru these horoscopes b4 marriage. neither me nor my wife found it to be funny or made fun of elders as this is quite normal in a brahmin family to see all these things. Iam frm a family which is orthodox to core and all our family members have the virtues to respect elders and won't criticize them publicly in websites.
you seems to be quite hyperactive...

Friday, October 06, 2006 10:10:00 PM  
Blogger Athena said...

awesome!!! Read my blog too.. related to yours.. u.pe.ku,ha... chadivi untaaremo.. but still.. saw your comment in my blog.. thanks!

Saturday, October 07, 2006 4:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, telugu paata community choosthu mee profile ki vellanu.. ee madhyana blogs chadavadam modalupettaanu.. alaage meedi kooda.. direct gaa 'pelli gola' chadivaa.. it is amazing.. chaduvuthoo ne enjoy chesaanu.. intaki meeru pelli chesukundi mee baavane kada??? naa yahoo-id uk_udaykiran@yahoo.com.. otkut lo search lo uday+iisc kodithe vache 2 hits lo sketch unnaadi naadi.. can I be your friend??

Monday, October 09, 2006 1:34:00 AM  
Blogger usha said...

Sudhir garu

ee jatakalu horoscopes chudatam ane vishayam ni nenu kuda funny ga teesukovatam ledu..naa pedda vallani criticize chesi valla meda navvukune danni kuda kaadu...
nenu rasina danni meeru chala tappu angle lo choostunnaru...
mee info kosam chebutunna..nenu kuda vaideki velanadu brahmin ne and maadi kuda chaaala orthodox family...
asalu nenu rasina uddesam meku ardham kaledu..
anyway nenu hyperactive emo kanee..ee topic meda discuss cheyali ani meku anipisthe drop me a mail at kushasri@gmail.com rather than publicly criticising me..

Monday, October 09, 2006 8:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, usha sorry if i was harsh... but i felt bad after reading ur article.

Monday, October 09, 2006 9:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Usha, my 2nd anonymous comment. Forgive me for my laziness to register . My name is Rajagopal Dhulipala(VV Brahmin by the way :-) and I am the same one who wished you were single and hope you didn't get offended). I feel your blog was not taken in the right spirit by some people. Although I care least about these jatakalu(sorry if I am hurting other readers),I also come from a very orthodox family.But surprisingly the concept of horoscope was not there in my parent's generation. It was just elders deciding their fate and they are married happily for the past 30 years with children like me :-) And I have seen divorces happening in the marriages that happended in one of the best Muhurtams and with stringent horoscope checks. This is just my impression from the things I have seen in life.

What I appreciate in your blog is the creativity and choice of topic. I really enjoyed the blog a lot. Keep posting more blogs.good luck

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:35:00 AM  
Blogger usha said...

@kartik
techi naku ichedi...i mean she used 2 give me ani..

@sudhir garu
that's okay..anyway u hav the right 2 say whatever u feel :)

@rajagopal
no..am not offended by that..
ika blog comments antara..andariki anni nachavu kada andi..aishwarya rai antha andagatthe kuda kondariki baga nachutundi kondariki assalu nachadu..so nenu peddaga feel avvanu..anyway atleast am happy that few ppl njod reading my crap...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 7:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

naa dimaak sarkaayinchindhi...


D O N

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

undoubtedly a nice one.. chadive antha sepu, i felt nostalgic..

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know wht's the meaning of people saying "Iam a Orthodox VV Brahmin". Its altogether different topic, but posting it here as i have heard the name "Orthodox" more here.
Vaidiki kharmalu sakramangaa chesee vaadu "Vaidiki Brahmanudu"
The six duties of a Brahmin are given as per the Sloka
"Adhyaapanam Adhyayanam
Yajanam Yaajanam Tathaa
Daanam Pratigraham Chaiva
Brahmanaanaamakalpayaat"
Teaching, learning, performing Yaaga, make performing Yaga, accept Daana, and give Daana are the six duties of a Brahmin.

A family is called orthodox brahmin family if all the males they perform the daily routine includes performing Snana (bathing), Sandhyavandanam, Japa, Puja, Aupasana and Agnihotra and eat Satwik food (with out garlic and onion).

Its not related to this topic anyways but just sharing the views.
I come frm a family like that.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 9:55:00 PM  
Blogger usha said...

@manoj
idi chala sesitive topic..
astrology chala powerful science..nenu nammuthanu..kakapothe jyotishyam cheppe prati vaadu correct ga chebutunnada ante cheppalemu..
post lo raasanu kada..na pelli ayipoyindi...

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger VinChi said...

good one!!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent... - Prakash, CMC

Monday, October 23, 2006 2:39:00 AM  
Blogger Aruna said...

Nice. Blog lo articles anni top to bottom chaduvuthu vacha..
So annitiki kalipi ikkade comment chesesthunna.

Very nice. Mimalni Kavayitri kadanna vallani eesari serious ga ne podicheyyandi :P . Kavitha so gud.

Friday, October 27, 2006 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger kiran said...

Ending chaduvuthunte maa meeda kasi tho raasi nattundi. inthaki pelli eppudu, aipoindaa? Neeku mee bava OK na kada cheppaledu?

Thursday, December 28, 2006 4:13:00 AM  
Blogger usha said...

pelli ayyi oka samvatsaram kuda ayyindi...monne celebrate chesukunnam :)
chuttala lo sambandhalu pettukokudadu ani na strong opinion...anduke aa option ruled out..lekapothe naku chala mandi baavalu unnaru ;)

Thursday, December 28, 2006 7:37:00 AM  
Blogger pUri !! said...

HIiiii Usha garu....chala baaga rasaru....too much undhi....edho novel chadivinattu undhi ma mom ki chadivi vinpinchanu.....meedhi one of the best blog ive seen....bookmarks lo kuda save chesukunna [sorry without ur permission].......inka rayandi chala baaga undhi......cheerzzzzzzz

regards
pUrna

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 1:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not evid reader of Telugu novels/blogs but I see that the flow in your writings is good..esp the level of detailing..
Regarding horoscopes n stuff..i think most of our generation dont believe in them but continue the tradition may be for not hurting the parents or to clear doubt lingers in the mind.

Most of such traditions/customs are deep rooted in the society and it may take ages to come out of them.

So folks, my view is that if you like them follow or else ignore them..but dont make debate out of them..it leads us to nowhere.

Friday, February 16, 2007 5:48:00 PM  
Blogger Suresh said...

Hi Usha,

Its nice narration...keep it up..

I dont know why ppl are taking this seriously......Just u said the things in comic way....Gr8

Tuesday, April 03, 2007 1:31:00 PM  
Blogger వెంకట రమణ said...

మీ బ్లాగు చాలా బాగుంది. కానీ తెలుగు లిపిలో లేకపోవడంతో చదవడం కొంచం కష్టంగా ఉంది. తెలుగులో వ్రాయడానికి http://lekhini.org వాడవచ్చు.


తెలుగులో ఇంకా చాలా మంది బ్లాగులు వ్రాస్తున్నారు తెలుసా..
http://groups.google.com/group/telugublog
http://koodali.org

Wednesday, May 02, 2007 8:46:00 AM  
Blogger usha said...

@venkata ramana garu

telugu lipi lo blog rayochani naku telusandi..kakapothe telugu unicode system meda leni vaaru kuda na blog chadavali anna alochana tho ila raastunnanu..anyhow..future lo same post ni telugu lipi lo nu english lonu raaddam ani alochana..

Wednesday, May 02, 2007 8:53:00 PM  
Blogger వెంకట రమణ said...

తెలుగులో వ్రాస్తానన్నందుకు ధన్యవాదాలండీ.

Thursday, May 03, 2007 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

usha garu..ee article chala bagundi :-) oka ammayyi pelli drukpadam intha niraadambaranga undatam chusi muchatesindi!

Sunday, November 04, 2007 1:49:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hi Usha,
Chala baga rasaru..ilantivi mari konni rayalani vinnapam.

Saturday, November 17, 2007 2:15:00 AM  
Blogger babu said...

Ushaa gaaroo.........
Why dont you write articles in Telugu LIpi and send us to beyondindia.telugu@gmail.com
We print 16000 copies a month and distribute all over Australia. This is a free copy available in Indian Grocery Stores. We edit 3 pages in Telugu in the Monthly Indian Magazine in English. This is a voluntary service by us. Atleast you can share this with overseas telugus. Thanks

Saturday, January 26, 2008 2:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@babu garu

manchi alochane..tappakunda consider chesthanu

Saturday, January 26, 2008 2:53:00 AM  
Blogger Bobby... The Blogger... said...

Usha gaaru, antaa baagaane raasaru kaanee... nakau ento ram gopal varma cinema la ending lekundaa aapinattu anipinchindi...
Mottam story raaseyochu kadandee...

Regards
Suneel/Bobby

Thursday, March 06, 2008 6:50:00 AM  
Blogger Anjan Kumar said...

reached here through googling.. cool post.. I can just imagine as if this conversation is going infront of my eyes.. :-)

Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger madanmohank said...

మీ బ్లాగ్ చదివాను.మన చుట్టు జరుగుత్తున్న విషయాలను చాల చక్కగా వ్రాసారు. దయ చేసి తెలుగు లొ వ్రాయంది. ఫీల్ మిస్ అవుతుంది english లొ రాస్తే.
ఇట్ట్లు
భవధీయుడు
మదన్ మోహన్

Monday, August 11, 2008 4:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mee Pelli Gola chadivanu.. Adi naku pelli gola la anipinchaledu.. Pelli sandadi modalaidanipistunnadi

Chala baga Rasaru.. Na abhiprayamlo
Amma vallaki manaki teda manam varthmanlo undi matrame alochistamu kani amma vallu bhavishyat nu aalochinchi anubhavalu saram to nirnaistaru

Ittlu
Ganesh

Sunday, September 28, 2008 8:15:00 AM  
Blogger sujan2010 said...

Usha garu, google lo pelli gurunchi search cheste mee article vachindi, it's really nice and involving, chadivaakaa chaala kotha viseshaalu telisai ganalu , animals ...might be next year nunchi naaku start avutundi... Personally i don't have much belief in Jatakam but that doesn't mean i don't respect my parent's feeling.....So ivanni naaku tappavu...idi mana brahmins lone untai antaara leka migata castes lo kuda inta strict ka untayo...itlu Bharadwaj

Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:01:00 AM  
Blogger pavani said...

very interested......
chala baga rasav...

Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inka meeru comments chaduvutara teledu!
Super ga undi. Repu naaku pelli choopulu, nenu oka saari malli ee post chadavadaniki vacchanu :)

Hope she is a brave girls.

Friday, February 10, 2012 2:35:00 AM  

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